Sadly, Bare isn't open for Sofia Vergera to sunbathe at.
Attention Ed O'Neill fans (and really, aren't we all?): Modern Family is filming its Vegas episode in town right now, spotted yesterday at Mandalay Bay by Casey Crum on Instagram.
Fred Armisen and Patton Oswalt are both going to be in the episode, the latter running a society of magicians. Does this mean we'll get Pat 'n' Teller as a new residency? It at least means Sofia Vergara is floating around town, raising our chances with her from "impossible" to "infinitesimal." Hey, progress is progress.
